Kids
Their rooms are neat, tidy, and they sleep in the middle of their single beds like peaceful little humans.
Not at all. If you think that, try again.
There is more nonsense in my kids rooms than the entire house.
Stuffed animal parties.
Tea time sets.
Dollhouses.
Plus my kids sleep on the floor half the time.
My 5/6 year old 50lb kids.
Think about this the next time you go bailing in a window and searching like a bull in a china shop.
Between stuffed animals, pillows, and a tent.
Do you know what that looks like?
Have you trained for that?
Are you prepared to save my kids?
You better be. Lives depend on it.
Come learn with us.
Train or Die.